Top ten reasons to not vote for Sen. "I've got a plan!"

1. He's richer than Bush (gotta hate those rich billionaires)

2. I like killing Al Qaeda Terrorists

3. Teresa will have to stop making Heinz ketchup( being first lady is very demanding).

4. kerry will constantly ask the Congress for more MEDALS( he'll be outta there in 4 months).

5. What would we nickname him ....Pres. Lurch? I like dubya!

6. Who are we going to call a racist mother*******?

7. Warus Interruptus ( not good for troop morale)

8. "I'm not a flip flopper."

9. After 20 years in the senate, he's reporting for duty!

10 He voted for the 87 billion dollars for the troops before he voted against it....oh come on Senator!

Bonus

11. Whenever Kerry comes on duty, we lose a war!


Originally posted on Blackplanet where 80% vote for Democrats, but they can't tell you why(without calling you a bad name).

Comments

Uncle Woo said…
Thank you for commenting in my blog. I'm glad you enjoyed my post.

Thank you for commenting in my blog. I'm glad you enjoyed my post.

Sarcasism is the art of being funny but there must be truth integrated (I learned that from Rush). That is why you found it compelling enough to respond. You know your candidate is a liar (flipper) but you don't care because you hate w. Hate should never be a motivator. It causes cancer in your opinion. And makes your vote irrevelent towards the fulfillment of your true desires.
5:30 PM
Wayne said…
Interesting observations. I'll likely return to read more of your writing.

Two comments:
Watch that you're consistent in your capitalization.
Be careful to avoid redundancies ("rich billionaires").

silas
12:28 AM
Riddle My Phantasms said…
Having worked on Capitol Hill for 4 years and having written a bunch of op-ed political pieces...just wanna say...write on. Pax Darlin' - T.R.
12:35 AM
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